Friday, July 10, 2009

Big Daddy likes what I'm selling

Ha. In sort of a meta commentary about plagiarism, my previous post was run through some kind of Engrish generator and reposted on another blog.

http://kijiji.edublogs.org/2009/07/03/so-there-was-that-creativity-not-included/


So as you (probably if you’re reading this) cognizant of, I’ve started a photography country and am lately occupying myself with the unscathed “getting customers” contrivance. I made my website away as attraction dresser as I could, then did the as yet with the blog, and then bring to the surface into relief doused to advertise. I don’t definitely cognizant of where I should be advertising, so I’ve added myself to a not harmonious directories and to Google country listings, and I’ve been posting tons of ads on Kijiji. I dream this is level. Before doing so I interpret a interest of other ads to endure what people were contribution, how they were phrasing it, etc. Call it superstore ruminate on...

This is absolutely bitchy but someone who takes photos like that does not worthiness a $1500 camera. I extremely likely shouldn’t take off for it so cross one’s heart and hope to die, take off for a spitting image of is ass-kissing and blah blah blah, but the message of other people pilferage my execute and benefiting from it is definitely irritating. Anyway.


Um... lol.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Creativity Not Included

So as you (probably if you're reading this) know, I've started a photography business and am lately occupying myself with the whole "getting customers" thing. I made my website about as dandy as I could, then did the same with the blog, and then set out to advertise.

I don't really know where I should be advertising, so I've added myself to a few directories and to Google business listings, and I've been posting tons of ads on Kijiji. Before doing so I read a lot of other ads to see what people were offering, how they were phrasing it, etc. I think this is standard. Call it market research.

I already knew that I wrote good copy because I've had a lot of success in the past with online advertising. I've also rewritten the resumes and cover letters of two people who are not me and they both got the next job they applied for. Just saying, I have some confidence in this realm. So I drafted my ads, posted them (this was a month ago) and have been periodically checking in to Kijiji and reposting them ever since. On my most recent visit, I discovered that somebody likes what I'm selling!

Me:

hibou photo provides modern and stylish wedding and lifestyle photography serving Fredericton, New Brunswick. hibou photo is now booking sessions for 2009 and 2010 - act now, limited dates remain for summer 2009.

hibou photo provides professional photography and retouching services, with a modern and dramatic flair, using natural light to create images that are deeply saturated and distinctly styled. hibou photo works with you to create unique and memorable images to be displayed and treasured. Available for location shoots including lifestyle, portraits, seniors/grads, boudoir, engagements and weddings.

Lifestyle sessions at $100. Weddings beginning at $800.

View http://hibouphoto.com for session details, availability, and portfolio. For more information, email info@hibouphoto.com or reply to this ad.


"Someone else" says:

StudioSarah provides modern and stylish wedding and lifestyle photography serving New Brunswick.

StudioSarah strives to makes your day all about you.

Available for location shoots including lifestyle, portraits, pet photos, grads,engagements and weddings. In studio shoots also available.

Wedding Packages starting at $600.00

Visit http://studiosarah.ca/ for details, and portfolio. For more information, email mailto:sarah@studiosarah.ca.com call 506-449-9772 or reply to this ad.


Emphasis mine, and really? You couldn't find any other way to put it? This is obnoxious as hell because I don't want to look like the one devoid of originality.

Later I got the idea that since I wasn't booked for June or July anyway, that I would offer super cheap photography but without associating it with my business (either by name or with pictures), so I tossed up a text-only ad (for the record, this hasn't worked, possibly due to aforementioned lack of pictures, but I'd rather not get business than outright associate myself with cheap photography. It's a thing).

Me:

I am a new-to-Fredericton photographer offering a special for July as I build my portfolio and clientele. I am offering $200 wedding photography services valid only for the month of July, and only in Fredericton. I have a few weekend dates left available, as well as the possibility of evenings through the week.

You get: quality and extremely affordable photography by a talented photographer using professional Canon equipment, a disc of images from your big day.

The $200 fee is due upfront to reserve your date. Contact me for more details.


"Someone else" clearly thought this was a good idea, too.


Right now, I am offering $250 wedding photography services for the month of July and August. I have a few weekend dates available.

This deal includes quality photography by a talented photographer using a professional Canon 50D EOS camera and top of the line equipment, a CD with your pictures on it so you can print all that you want, whenever you want! This will allow you to put your shots on your computer and send them to your friends and family via email! There’s MORE!!! This deal also includes an album filled with over 100 proofs of your special day; yes, yours to keep! Each additional CD is only $10 each – great for parents of the bride and groom as well as the wedding party members, you can order as many additional CDs as you wish. Your wedding session will include pix of the rehearsal, the morning of the wedding at home, the dress before she puts it on, the flowers, the rings, zipping up the dress,etc... Up close shots at the wedding, the reception, as well as the first part of the dance. Between the wedding and the reception, we can go to O'dell Park and do a full session there with the whole wedding party. It will be a blast! :)

The fee is $250 and payment and a deposit of $25 is due up front in order to reserve your date. Call early as the slots are filling up quickly!

Offering photography for Pregnancy, Newborn, Children, Individual, Family, Couples, Engagement, Military, Pets, Grad photos, Weddings, Trash the Dress and more....

Please contact for more details.


Oh COME.ON. Also I do not believe for a single second that any of those pictures were taken with a 50D. Just saying. This is totally bitchy but someone who takes photos like that does not deserve a $1500 camera.

Anyway. I probably shouldn't take it so seriously, imitation is flattery and blah blah blah, but the idea of other people stealing my work and benefiting from it is really irritating. The end.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Public Service Announcement

Wave of tampon applicators plagues Halifax harbour*

Another great reason to use a Diva Cup, ladies! They are awesome, no lie.



*When reading this article try to avoid processing the ignorant and misogynistic comments of the bottom-feeding CBC commenters.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Equality would be Splendad.

'Men are attracted to smiles,' Alberta MLA advised girls on blog

Sigh.


Edmonton-Calder Conservative MLA Doug Elniski apologized late Monday afternoon for controversial comments that he posted on his blog, and insisted that he is not sexist.

Elniski posted the text of a speech on June 13 that he said he gives to junior high school students at Grade 9 graduation ceremonies.


He's not sexist, he totally knows some women. Head meet desk.

Part of the posting included advice to girls saying, "Ladies, always smile when you walk into a room, there is nothing a man wants less than a woman scowling because he thinks he is going to get s--t for something and has no idea what."


Be a pert, pretty princess. Remember, all responsibility for mens' feelings and actions falls on you. Be seen, not heard; be polite; behave. Be mindful of the wants of men at all times. By the way, at 14 years old you're basically a bitter hag, so if you want even a hope of trapping a man into marriage, follow my advice!


It continues, "Men are attracted to smiles, so smile...


Give the men what they want. Don't worry your pretty head over such thoughts as "most people like smiles" or that old adage "you catch more flies with honey." This isn't about being a good person, or basic social cues, or the long-remarked upon contagious nature of joy. This about you and your duties, which, if you forgot, is giving the men what they want. Dammit, they want smiles. Remember, you exist not as your own person but rather as a vessel for others. Be mindful at all times that the ultimate goal in your life is to attract a man. Praise my advice, this is stuff they won't be teaching you in AP Bio.


...don't give me that 'treated equal' stuff. If you want Equal, it comes in little packages at Starbucks."


Readily available and diet! Two things for which all women should strive. If you get thin enough it might detract attention from your forced smiles.

And then.


2nd apology in week
The rookie MLA, who was first elected to the legislature last year, apologized over the weekend for a separate online thread he posted from his Twitter account during Edmonton's Pride Parade on June 13.

Among the tweets he posted were "I am surrounded by bumping and grinding lesbians," and "that guy has size-14 stilettos."

The messages offended some members of Edmonton's gay community. Murray Billet, a gay rights activist and a member of the Edmonton Police Commission, said the comments were embarrassing and "narrow-minded."

Elniski said on the weekend he's not insensitive to the gay community, adding that he has a cousin who is gay.

"The Pride Parade was an awful lot of fun and there were some people there that were really, really, really into what they do," he said Monday.

"I really honestly had no malice or anything with respect to what went on at that parade. Those guys get a rough ride all the time."


...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Recession Confessions

So one of the side effects of the recession is that CNN occasionally posts special interest articles about how people are scaling back and coming to terms with life in this economy and whatnot.

Trouble is every time I read one I can't figure out whether it's an elaborate joke about consumerism or if I'm actually supposed to feel bad for these people.

Recession impacts kids' summer plans.

Alright so I just want to make it clear that the greater issue at play here is one I can sympathize with, but the specific family profiled, I cannot.


Sheila Bernus Dowd's two children attended so many camps last summer that she used spreadsheets to keep track of their whereabouts.

Kiley and Caden Dowd, of San Jose, California, will spend more time at home and less at camp this summer.

This year is a different story.

Dowd's 9-year-old son Caden's only camp plans include a week at roller hockey camp for $100, which includes the cost of equipment. It's a far cry from 2008, when just one of his camps, involving video-game developing, had a $1,000 price tag.

"We can't afford to do that," said Dowd, a San Jose, California-based fundraising consultant for nonprofit agencies. "This year, we just thought it's been so crazy that we're going to throw that to the wind."


Last year you sent an 8 year old to a $1,000 "video-game developing" camp, only one of so many that you needed a spreadsheet? And this year you can only afford to send your kid to one week-long camp? My pain for you is of a magnitude I can hardly express. Dare ye not think of families who couldn't afford to send their kids to any camps, this year or last. It might hurt.

Or this other, only slightly more sympathetic family,


Marlon Barcelona, a seventh-grade teacher in Fullerton, California, is also cutting back on his two children's camp experiences this summer after learning he won't be pulling in an extra summer paycheck.

Barcelona's district in North Orange County canceled summer school. California's budget woes prompted education officials to cut summer school around the state, including elementary and middle schools in the Los Angeles Unified School District.

..."Day camp is $60 a week per child. We originally registered them in April or May for three weeks, and now it's just going to be that last week [of summer]," Barcelona said. "We're going to try to take them to museums and try to take them to some of the local parks ... do our best to make sure they still have fun this summer and get to see things instead of just staying home."


So instead of sending your kids away for almost a month, they are getting sent away for a week, and then you will have to... spend... time... with... them. Oh no. Horrors.

It would be nice if people would realize that kids don't actually need 24/7 stimulation and that maybe if you just like, set them up with a good book, or, I don't know, talk to them, they'll be alright. Helicopter parenting is killing imagination, so maybe via the recession we will see a renaissance of old fashioned child's play.

Personally I went to a week-long summer camp a few years when I was young, and while it was fine, I had just as much, if not more, fun on my own the rest of the summer, and there weren't even any museums.

In a previous edition of Tales of Woe, nannies got laid off.


Amanda Mezyk had developed a close bond with her employers' children as their live-in nanny, which is why it was so painful when her bosses told her she was being laid off. Amanda Mezyk, 20, lost her live-in nanny job when the recession forced her employers to cut the family budget.

"I started crying and they kept repeating, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry,'" Mezyk, 20, said about the day last November when her employers -- a Miami, Florida, plastic surgeon and a part-time dermatologist -- delivered the bad news. "They sat me down in the living room -- where we usually would sit and talk about the kids -- and they told me that business was slow and they had to cut expenses."

..."I was sad because I had to let the kids go," she said. "I love them like they were mine. And I want to be a part of their lives for the long run."

Her job as a live-in nanny at a lavish home in an upper-class, upscale private community came with many perks that suddenly had disappeared. The insured car provided by her employers for personal and professional use was gone. Without a steady income, Mezyk wondered how she would pay her mounting $8,000 credit card debt.

There would be no more accompanying the family on all-expenses-paid vacations to the Bahamas, Italy and China. The layoff also put an end to Mezyk's annual paid weeklong vacations.


To survive, Mezyk has moved in with a great-aunt and uncle until she can decide on her next move.


Yeah, just go back up there and read that another time or two. She had free rent, a free car, a week-long paid vacation in addition to free family vacations, on top of a weekly salary, which was reported as an average of $700/wk in Miami. And somehow she managed to rack up $8,000 in consumer debt. It boggles the mind. I will never have perks that awesome. :(

Previous stories in this vein have included families planting gardens to save a buck, and as an exciting result their kids finally learn that spaghetti doesn't come from the ground, but carrots do; a family of 4 with parents making hundreds of thousands of dollars per year who live in a one-bedroom apartment in downtown Manhattan instead of just buying a house in Brooklyn because they "need to be close to culture"; and newlyweds who moved in with the bride's ex-husband.

To some extent reading these stories makes me happy to have a job, and more resolute than ever to have all my consumer debt eradicated this year (it's going well!). But as far as these lifestyles, well... I just find it hard to relate, and frankly I think it is irresponsible of CNN to keep posting these ludicrous stories when they could be talking about people who are actually suffering.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Keep It Downtown

So Acadian Lines has to move its downtown terminal, and right now it's looking like a move to Woodside Lane, which is a cab ride in the vicinity of $20 away from the downtown, or a 20 minute ride on Fredericton transit (operating once every two hours, and not at all on Sundays).

Reason is the landlord has terminated the lease, and rumour is said landlord is Irving, and in further rumour that they want to put a parking garage in the current bus terminal location. This is so utterly backwards I can hardly believe it. It is so backwards I have to say it again. They want to replace a bus terminal with a parking garage. That is so earth-conscious.

Anyway, there is a petition to sign if you are the type of person who likes to sign petitions, and there will also be a town hall meeting on Wednesday June 17th, 7-9 PM at Fredericton Public Library.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sheep to Shawl

Oh my god, this looks completely awesome. I just have to convince myself that it's worth renting a car for. I guess since I'm not going surfing this summer...

Edit: Totally registered.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Dream Yourself a Dream Come True

So I logged into my 43Things account yesterday for the first time in probably a few months.

Agenda Item #1 was "get a full-time professional position in my chosen field."

Check!

Agenda Item #2 was "start a photography business."

Check!

Agenda Item #3 is "pay off my credit card."

...Soon!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

More Lip Service from the Government of New Brunswick

The most recent budget of the Government of New Brunswick introduced a "Timely Completion Benefit" for students, which is intended to:


"...help post-secondary graduates by addressing accumulated student loan debt and by encouraging the successful completion of studies in a timely manner."

"The Timely Completion Benefit will help many new graduates alleviate the burden of high student debt load," said Duncan Gallant, president of the New Brunswick Student Alliance. "This program, coupled with other government initiatives, is a step forward for New Brunswick students."

"The Timely Completion Benefit emphasizes this government's commitment to New Brunswick students," Arseneault said. "In addition, our government has made significant investments and improvements to our system to help New Brunswickers have access to an affordable and modern post-secondary education."

Timely Completion Benefit now available


Well. As usual, that sounds really great. Except that it is only available to undergraduate students graduating after April 1, 2009, and I, of course, don't fit the bill.

When will the government acknowledge that student loans don't disappear the minute one leaves university? That current students and new graduates are not the only ones requiring assistance? I'm bitter that all of these tuition freezes and reduction plans are all happening now that I'm out of school; while I was in school everyone was joyous to raise tuition every single year! It's a fluke of timing. And I know that the projected interest on my $65,565 loan is enough to pay the salaries of several administrative assistants in the coming years, but gee it would be nice to get in on some of this debt reduction action at some point.

I read somewhere that part of this initiative was meant to address the fact that New Brunswickers have on average a student loan $10,000 more than everyone else. I am not sure how reducing the debt of people whose loans are not even in repayment yet is going to help these averages, but the truth is I am just jealous.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Lilacs