Pet Names

or, Different Names for the Same Cat

An accounting of dubious comprehensiveness regarding the nomenclature applied to one certain feline as the situation calls for it.

Dagobert (this is his name) 
Dago
big (grey) cat
mon gros chat
(my) little bear
my little friend
huggy bear
kitty bear
minou
min-min
nou-nou
panther
friendly cat
kitty cat
baby cat
party cat
happy cat
grumpy cat
serious cat
scaredy-cat
king cat
le bon roi
gentle creature
gentle giant
big brother
stinky/stinker
poo bandit
big bully
fool
idiot
asshole
fucker
dickhead
little shit
son of a bittttttcccccchhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!